he attends to my needs. so he's a geisha?

TEN PEOPLE I'D TOTALLY
FUCK ON THE SPOT MEME

1. List 10 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put them IN ORDER of your lust for them (10 to 1; 1 is the hottest). (a rough order.)
3. Supply photos for said people.
4. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
5. Tag 5 people to do this too. (negative)

SUPER SUPER image heavy.

and lots and lots of hotness.

youve been warned ;)

( You've got soul, you know what to do to turn me on until I write a song about you )

This, my friends, is why i fucking love lauren graham.

she is epically awesome.

i want to be her best friend.

WATCH NOW KTHXBI :D

hellloooo everyone!!!!

first of all, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY jkalen81 <3<3<3

you are beyond awesome. i love you bunchessss. and im sorry im late with this, but still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D

omgggggggggggggggg!!!!! :) :) :)

that is all. <3

hellooooooo everyoneeeeee

well since im waaaaaay to exhausted to post actually about my life i have decided to make a pic spam of my fav (or really *a* fav moment) JAM moment from each season because the office will be back in TWO DAYS MY FRIENDS :D

also, let's be serious making this pic spam is more fun than doing school work. pshhh

YAY PROCRASTINATION

ok so here we goooooo

enjoy everyone!! :)

( Jim's just really passionate about Italian food )

ok so about 8 or 9 years ago jkalen81 tagged me to do this meme and i had worked on it gradually and then, as usual, i got bored or it and abandoned it mid-project.

it smelled like melted crayons for a week.

squuueeeegieeee!!!

ahahaha anywaysssss so i dont remember the exact meme but it was like your top ten ships and like your fav quote from each ship. yeah well i dont really watch that many shows so i did my top 5 ships.

also as usual, it's really hard to pick your *favorite* moment from a ship, so i picked *a* favorite. and the cap matches the quote.

yeah man i dont mess around. ahahah ;)

ok so meme under the cut, and jo i am sorry i took so long to do this/only half completed it.

(  I mean, it's all any of us wants - to find a nice person to hang out with 'til we drop dead. Not a lot to ask. )

first of all, can we all look at my new john icon?

is it not the CUTEST thing everrrrrr??? it's up there. top 5 easy. haha

it's from the season 5 bloopers. someone posted them on the office community and they are hilariousssss.

john giggles like a little girl. AND sticks out his tongue.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can we just get married pleaseeeee???

oh wait he's engaged SUPER sad face :(((((((

and the office premiere is sooooooooon. almost a week away<3 ahhhh i cannot. fucking. wait.

this is random but i love going back and reading old lj entries. i love reading what i thought then and what i think now. also reliving good times is awesome. so long story short, i love lj for capturing my life.

which i guess is why i go in to such detail with all my stories. no readers digest version for me ahahaha

soooooo i'm going to type some boy updates and please feel free to skip. i just like documenting my life so i can go back and read it later because i think it's hilarious.

(  No, I was playing it cool because you were playing it cool. And I'm the treasurer and the treasurer has to be cool or it just looks suspicious )

and also, i'm doing a meme cuz i'm boreddddd. and should probably doing more productive things, but pshhhh school is gross. hahahah

(  MEMEEEEEEEEEE )

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hello friends. i am here today to share with you something really stupid i did last night.

you may feel free to skip or whatevs, i just need to rant, just the SMELL of manhattan ahahaha anyway, here is my the saga of "the incident" as i have come to call it.

( oh no i will hook up up )

yeah thats right, updating 2 days in a row, WATCH OUTTTT

im trying to get back in the habit of doing that and also i have a lot more spare time and a lot more time of me being bored.

that was an awesomely constructed sentence. ahahahah

so today was the first day of classes and yeah, i fucking hate marketing. i had forgotten how much it sucked and as soon as my first class started it bitch slapped me across the face.

my first professor (who i happened to have over the summer) was like oh hey, im gonna go ahead and READ the syllabus to you because i know that you kids cant read even tho you are college seniors.

and then he was like oh hey, 3 groups projects, kthx. only 2 tests? oh ok awesome.

oh you dont speak english? right good good.

but i got a good group because a girl i knew from previous marketing classes was in my class and we formed a group with some random girl. we hand picked her because she looked very organized and she was writing down like everything he said.

score, mother fucker.

so it shouldnt be that bad, but still, ugh. with a side of ugh.

my second class was ok i guess. the professor is hilarious and did i mention very very gay?

yeah he wore a pink shirt, had a tiny porn mustache and said "i'm a total bitch" like 5 times.

any guy who calls himself a bitch has to be gay.

im not saying theres anything wrong with it cuz i love him and his flamboyency. finally a business teacher with a PERSONALITY!!! holy shit where did they get him???

the only thing is that theres this girl who's a fucking tool in my class. ive had other classes with her and shes one of those OMG IM SO EXCITED THAT IM HERE TO LEARN AND IM GOING TO SUCK UP TO THE PROFESSOR LIKE ITS MY FUCKING JOB

i hate her.

ALSO one of nick's friend is in that class. we call him michael phelps cuz he seriously looks just like him. its kinda creepy. but yeah he's friend with toolbag girl. nick better not be friends with her. HA oh man

yeah speaking of nick, i got out of my first class early today and decided to walk around campus til my next class annnnndddd i took the loop by the math building cuz nick is a math major.

im a fucking desperate asshole.

but whatevs. i'll probs do the same thing tomorrow. hahahaha

i seriouslyyyyyyy need new iconsssss. ill probs wait til the new ep of the office comes out and then go on a icon making FRENZYYYYYY

ok well thats really all i have to sayyyyy

except that i think it's hilarious that i woke up at 11 today went to 2 classes and then did nothing for the rest of the day and im fucking exhausted.

awesomeeeeeee

ok im offffffffffff :)

well since everyone else is complaining about roommate/school troubles i think i may as well jump on the bandwagon.

i apologize for the following bitching. haha

so my friend who i live with has acquired a boyfriend over the summer. which is a huge bummer. it's like when ted starts dating robin and barney is like WTFFFFFFFFFFF. i feel your pain barney.

i have lost my wing-woman.

and that episode about couples coma. yeah, thats fucking true. HIMYM got it to a fucking T. we didnt go out allllllllllll fucking weekend because they just wanted to lay around and watch tv and be hoebags.

anyway so the boyfriend is putting a serious damper on my social life and i dont enjoy it.

however, he is a really nice guy and he's funny and sarcastic so i all around approve, but still, can i have my best friend back pleaseeeeeeeee???

turns out he's LIVING here. yeah. living as his shit is here and everything. i dont really know how thats gonna work.....

is he gonna get a job?

i dont know. i didnt ask. it's fucking weird.

i just wish he would leave.

this year was supposed to be EPIC because she is finally 21 and now she has a fucking boyfriend.

gahhhhhhhhh

and also, a lot of my friends have graduated and that blowsssss.

mostly that kevin isnt here anymore. i hate him for graduating haha

no seriously tho.

and yes, yes, i know ive only been at school for like 3 days and the semester has just started and im being over dramatic.......... but this year blows asshole.

speaking of kevin, i talked to him online last night and he was making fun of me because doug likes me and whatever and i was like i know, i know, i only attract the crazies. and he was like yeah man me too.

and i fucking QUOTE

"i really need to meet a normal girl"

UM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?????

IM RIGHT HERE YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS

i mean, yes, i am not super normal, but i'm fucking awesome and im not a crazy bitch.

so i didnt know what to say so i just said "haha yeah"

gah. fucking boys. i hate them.

and i really really really REALLY need to meet someone new because this chasing after nick shit is getting embarrassing. this will be my THIRD year still fucking around with him. thats depressing. time to move on. he sucks anyway.

they all suck.

hahahaha

im not bitter at all...... HA

so yeah, class starts tomorrow but i dont have class til 12. yes as in NOON mutha fuckassssss :D

this semester is gonna rape me up the ass. 4 marketing classes and 1 FINANCE class.

yes finance. wtf. its fucking REQUIRED. what a bitch.

OH OH OH i have a picture to share with you guysssssssss

i took on while i was at my grandparents house in cape cod over the summer.

get ready.

are you excited?

good. you should be



since lj sucks you might have to click on it to make it big enough to read it, but it's worth it i swear.

hahahahaha i love it. <3

but right nowwww im going to go shower. adios my friends!

hello hello lj!!

this is a super short post to inform you that i, in fact, am still alive!

exciting right?

i went to the doctor a few days ago (seriously ive lost track of days haha) because i had been having this chronic stomach pain that got kinda intense at times. sooo i went there thinking he would be like fuck off take some pepto, youre fine, but instead he was like yeahhh you should probs go to the hospital cuz that might be apendicitis.

IM SORRY WHAT????????

i know man.

so i will def get into details later because people are fucking hilarious and i love observing them in certain situations. i dunno, people watching is like a fav past time of mine.

anyway, so i am home from the hospital and everything i good! they have me on antibiotics and oxycodone.

thats right.

i will sound like a drug addict when i say this, but that shit is awesome. i dont even care that it makes me feel "good" or whatevs i care that it takes the pain awayyyyyyy. its delightful stuff. and makes me sleepy. and spacey.

so yeah, i am sure you all be relieved to hear that i am ok ;)

as for now i am going to go to bed cuz the meds make me sleeeeeeeeepy.

goodnight everyone!!

ya know what i need?

new icons.

ive been saying that forever, but i doooo.

too bad im a lazy piece of shit. ahahaha

sooooooooo im back from massachusetts.

it was actually a lot of fun. weird i know.

but by sunday i had had enough of my family. 4 straight days of constant contact was kiiiiinda intense.

but we went to all the places we usually go too and i took TONS of pictures. seriously tons. but i wanted to capture the place and also take artsy pictures. so i took a lot. haha

my fav part of the trip was when we went to this place called "the chart room" for drinks.

my fav part involved alchohol. surprise surprise. haha

but its really pretty there. its right on the water and it's a marina thing so theres boats and then you get pissed at all the rich preppies on their boats with their j. crew pants with little anchors on their pants.

toolbags.

hahaha anywayyy

but this was the first year i could drink....legally....haha so that was exciting.

i got a strawberry daiquiri and i dont care if its girly cuz it was delicious and very rum-y. then me and my brother split a mudslide which was also delicious.

the next night we went i got a margarita which was HEAVY on the tequila. damn. haha. and then me and my brother split a long island iced tea. i almost let it slip that halloween last year i had 3 in an hour and nearly died, but i stopped myself. cuz yeah, thats not a good story to tell the parents....

then they were handing out FREE shots of this new kind of tequila.

im sorry did i mention FREEEEE??

so that was awesome. i didnt get one tho. i cant do a straight tequila shot without a chaser or some kind. my dad did one tho which was fucking HILARIOUS. omg i died.

he then spent like 5 mins being like HOLY SHIT. so yeah, that was funny.

also since theres no tv at the house anymore and me and brother obvs wanted to stay up later, we watched HIMYM every night.

he kept being like, you have the WHOLE series??? where did you get it???

and yeah, i dont want people knowing that i have an lj. i just like to keep my real life seperate from my lj life. i dunno, i just feel like people dont get it ya know?

so i just sorta brushed it off and kinda ignored it haha.

he said he liked the show and he def laughed and stuff but he wasnt as into as i am. but i guess thats cuz i tend to get OBSESSED with tv related things and thats not the most normal thing.

he kept getting really annoyed by ted and his shenanigans which is understandable but i think it was mostly because i hits close to home with him ya know? he's ted's age and trying to find "the one" and such so maybe it was hard to watch what he's going thru? i dunno. he generally liked it.

he kept saying the only funny part it NPH. wtf he's not the ONLY funny part. he's the most obvious funny part, but not the only funny part.

he wasn't amused by the lemon law which is like one of my fav things about the show.

and i said that i was a lot like robin and he was like i dont see it.

but all in all it was a good bonding experience.

also i got sunburned :(

on my face, arms, and a little on my legs. it was funny because my brother kept calling me "lobstah face"

yeah, when we go up there we like to talk in a new england accent. its fun times.

they say shit like "cah" instead of car. basically they dont say "r's" so we'll be like "ok everyone go outside and get in the cah."

i dunno shut up its funny.

k well i was gonna put pictures up but lj is being a bitch. or maybe its just cuz my internet is sooooo slow but i dont have patience for that right now, hhaha, but i swear tomorrow there shall be pictures!

hope everyone had a good weekend!!

hellooooooo you lovely people

to start off i would like to refer to a GG scene that describes my day at work today.

i mean not LITERALLY but in the sense that shes having a bad day. i dunno i just thought about this scene when i was at work today.

aaaaaaaand go.

( Should I bother to ask how your day’s going? )

i am departing to the untamed north tomorrow.

and no, i don't mean canada unfortunately, haha, i mean new england. more specifically massachusetts.

my grandparents lived their alllllllll their lives and we went up there every summer for a week or so to visit and what not.

but now, both of my grandparents have died and the house had been sold.

:(

at first i was like, i dont care cuz i knew it was gonna happen, ya know? but now that it IS happening i am kinda sad.

like i have been going to this house since i was fucking born. every summer. cape cod mass. we were there.

and now this is the last time.

i mean, obvs we can go and stay in a hotel or something, but its not the same. and it will just be weird to see the house looking all different because im sure the person who bought it wont keep it how it is.

and i do understand cuz its an old fashioned house. it has ONE bathroom (yeah, thats kind of a nightmare haha) no air conditioning, no dishwasher, and it's just very old fashioned looking.

but that is part of it's charm and what makes it awesome and the person buying it won't understand.

and since the economy is in the toilet we didn't get the price we wanted so that sucks too.

it's just an emotional thing and i hate emotions. hahaha

i dont deal with them very well. i tend to bottle them up and ignore them.

yes, yes, very healthy. i know.

im most worried about my mom because it's her childhood home and she has even more memories there than i do. and she's been telling me about how sad she is about it and stuff and it makes me uncomfortable. haha. like i said, i dont do emotions.

and its just like this CONSTANT reminder that my grandparents are dead.

i remember the first time we went up there after my grandma died. it was so weird.

and like NONE of the furniture is there anymore cuz the house is sold and stuff so thats gonna be so weird too. i just cant imagine it any other way.

so yeah, sorry for debbie downer entry, but im kinda sad about this :(

i wish everyone was still alive.

anywayssssssss so thats where i'll be til sunday with no internet so you won't see me around til then not like im on lj that much anymore anyway haha. stupid workkkkkkkk

on a lighter note,

HAVE PEOPLE SEEN THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH LL AND JAM?????

lukecanwaltz88 posted it so many of you may have seen it but if not OMG WATCH IT NOW! DROP EVERYTHING AND WATCH IT NOW!

it's probably the cutest thing i have ever seen. it makes my heart all warm and fuzzy. <3 i think i'll watch it again to cheer me up :)



ok im off to go run some errands and pack and such.

btw we are taking the TRAIN. yes. the TRAIN. who knows how that will go haha. i'll just be watching HIMYM and the office on my laptop the whole ride. :)

have a good weekend everyone!!!

dude.

dude.

duuuuuuude.

the world is fucking ending outside right now.

its fucking monsooning outside! and thunder shook my house!!

i am frightened.

and im home alone cuz my parents are out of town.

so this is why people have boyfriends. so you can call them up and be like im scared come over.

ah well.

ok so anyway, i went to musikfest again this weekend :)

i just went with my friend jessie and her parents so it was a much more mellow relaxed time but i had just as much fun. i got these chicken tacos that were probably the most delicious thing EVER. i really wanted to get a funnel cake but shit is so expensive there i just settled with just eating the tacos.

so yeah we just walked around and watched music and such. we stopped by kevins booth to talk for a little but around like 9 we left musikfest to go back to jessie's house.

our friend from school was having a party at his house in kutztown so we decided to go to it. so after we freshened up and such we drove to ku.

AH FUCKING THUNDER

i almost just shit my fucking pants.

ok sorry, moving on.

um so yeah we got to dunne's house at like 11 and everyone was already drunk, obvs, haha.

i only knew dunne and doug, but jessie knew a few more people so while she was chatting with them doug grabs my arm and is like come sit next to meeeee i havent seen you in forverrrr.

i was like oh geeze. so i sat down next to him and he was like whats up hows life? and i told him about my job and stuff and we were just talking and i was being my normal charming witty self, hahah, and he goes, seriously, tara, i miss you. and he TOUCHES my leg.

i was wearing a jean skirt, but it wasnt that short. i have WAY shorter. haha. sooooo yeah that was awkward.

so yeah we're hanging out and remenissing (i cant spell sorry) about school and all the fun times we had and stuff and we start talking about .50 drafts and doug is like OH HOW IS NICK??? IS HE GOOD???

i was like uhhhhhh i dunno..... i havent talked to him in forever.

and dunne comes over and hes like oh you're talking about nick? ahahahah tara and nick, good times.

yeah yeah, i got pretty drunk a few times and may have been all over nick, but dude, its what i do. its like a tradition. you would be disappointed if i didnt do it.

hahahaha i think its hilarious.

as is my life.

anyway so doug keeps fucking touching me and shit and ughhhhh and so we're all sitting outside talking and doug is like "tara how come we don't talk anymore?"

and i was like i dunno....

and he was like i thought we were friends and we never talk anymore.

um ok first off, does this sound familiar to ANYONE???

perhaps the kevin/christina situation??

um yeah im pretty sure it sounds the exact same.

so i was like uhhh when did we talk?

and he was like youre a bitch. and i was like yep.

ahahah

the thing i love about doug is that i can be a complete asshole and he loves it.

he even told me. i was making fun of him and he was like dude, youre a bitch. and their was a pause, and he was like, but i love it.

and i was like obvs obvs.

oh doug, if only you weren't such a douche. we could hang.

and not to sound mean or sluttly or a bitch or anything, but i do enjoy the attention. cuz thats what doug does. feeeeeeeeeds me attention all the time. and it's addicting my friends. it's addicting.

so yeah. i feel like a bitch cuz i have no intension of ever being with him or hooking up with him, but come on, when someone is constantly telling you that youre awesome and hilarious what would you doooooo???

haha anyway, so i had a really good time. :)

good weekend. i approve. haha

and i have to fucking work tomorrow. ahhhhhhh 3 weeks til school.

and the countdown continues haha.

hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend

cuz cuz cuz cuz he sucks at ping pong

hahaha ok anyways, have a good night everyone

Stolen from allie83 because im boredddddd

i did how i met your mother :)

read the meme, it's gonna be LEGEN-

( and i hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DARY )

CHECK IT OUT

updating during the WEEK??? what is this madness???

oh yeah, i have DRAMA to share. :)

i know, i know, you're on the edge of you seat, but patience my friends.

hahahaha

ANYWAY

so im gonna put this shit behind cuts because you may feel free to skip it because it may bore you or what not.

( save the drama fo yo mama - work drama )

( save the drama fo yo mama - friend drama )

AND THEY SAY THE ROAD AIN'T NO PLACE TO START A FAMILY

ahahahah journey just came on my itunes.

i rock out hard to journey and i dont care who knows it.

HAHA anywayssss

so yeah, life, hows everyone doing?

mines hella boringgggg

well, we got placed with some random ass girl in my apartment at school.

cuz, yeah, it's kinda just been me and my friend living there since the beginning of last year and it has been AWESOME and we were never placed with anyone cuz no one really lived back there yet cuz its new and people were skeptical i guess, i dunno, but we got a call saying we were placed with someone.

ugh.

just ugh, with a side of ugh.

where are our friends supposed to stay now??? the COUCH? what?? blasphemy.

and what if this girl is a scumbag or a slut or dirty or doesnt wash her dishes???

im just crossing my fingers that shes not a crazy bitch.

*crosses fingers*

also i have ennui.

it's a metaphysical angst.

my life is just so fucking boring right now.

all i do is work work workkkkk. and yes, i could do fun things on the weekend but they would involve me driving far cuz all my friends are far and im a lazy piece of shit and yeah.

so whine fest over haha

oh and ive been thinking about getting a twitter. i dunno why, cuz ive kinda hated it in the past but i feel like something else to waste me time on cant be a bad thing. hahaha

so suggestions for twitter usernames would be much appreciated. im thinkinggggg something office/himym related since my lj name is GG related.

my house is making creepy noises again.

ok well im gonna do a meme now to possibly save this horrendously boring entry haha ;)

stolen frommm ams87 :)

( someone replaced all my pens with crayons. i suspect jim halpert )

she speaks! she has the ability!

ok it hasnt been that long hahah

but i used to update everyday! and actually had things to sayyyy.

ah how i miss school.

so i watched forgiveness and stuff (gilmore girls) on abc family and its the first ep of GG ive watched ALL SUMMER.

I KNOW RIGHT???!!!

and to be honest, ive missed it terribly.

it warmed my heart, especially that episode. <3

LORELAI: That’s not what I meant. You know you always look good.

LUKE: Yeah?

LORELAI: I mean you always look healthy.

LUKE: Ok.

LORELAI: But you don’t look so healthy now. Now you look...

LUKE: Unhealthy.

LORELAI: Yes.

LUKE: Ok.

LORELAI: Oh what? So I said you look good. We’re not in 5th grade. ‘You look good’, big deal. Stop staring at me.

I LOVE IT!!!! and i love LL. and i am sorry i neglected it for so long.

so, yeah, work is fine. nothing special to report. i do get PAID this week tho. yessssssss

oh also, im kinda sad because me and my home friends are not as close as we once were. i mean, its understandable that we all change and emerge and grow whatevs, but i dunno, everyones all off doing things and stuff. i dunno.

i know ive mentioned this many times before, so im sorry for that, but it makes me sad. :(

all the COOL people are living in lancaster for the summer OBVS. hahaha not.

its just me and ONE other friend. wtf.

i dunno, im feeling left behind i guess.

but i guess we're all getting older and its time we go our separate ways.

but i dont wanna grow upppp.

im a toys r us kid.

HAHAH omg who remembers that??

yes?

no?

whatevs, it was a real thing i swear.

ughhhhh im so tired.

i hate what this job does to me.

all it does it make me tired and makes my head hurt.

not fun times.

but anywayssss i think im going to gooooooo

this entry was lameeeee.

OH I ALMOST FORGOT

HI NEW FRIENDS! :D

welcomeeeeeeeeee!

so i dont know if you guys have noticed, but my life has been preeeeeeeetty boring lately.

the money is awesome, but i think ive had enough of this whole 8-5 waking up at 6:30 staring at a computer thing.

i go back to school in a little over a month and i gotta say, i really couldnt be more excited.

i got friggin sunburned today. ugh.

i was outside sitting by the pool on my computer just cuz it was so nice out and breezy and such, but yeah, im fucking albino so i was out there for like 2 hours, so yeah, burned.

just on my shoulders and a little on my face. no big deal.

ya know what i hate about sunburn tho? how everyone who sees you is like "OMG you got SUNBURNED!"

OMG did i???? i was wondering why my skin was red and hot. omg you solved my greatest mystery. where would i be without you???!!!

and my mom kept like, walking by me and touching my shoulder and being like, ohhhh thats hot. is it hot??

yes mom. it's hot. its burned. SUN burn. burn=hot

and i was wearing shorts not a bathing suit when i was outside so i have these awesome tan lines. pale upper thigh. mmm sexy.

also, i saw the new harry potter movie on thursday i think it was. it was pretty good. i enjoyed it and it actually kept my attention which is difficult for long movies to do for me hahaha

the hilarious thing about seeing these movies for me is that i stopped reading after the 4th book because the books were getting so fucking long and i was just loosing interest so yeah, i stopped, but obvs EVERYONE else in the theater has read the book and probs like 18 times so they know everything that happens.

but it's all new to me! so during certain parts i was like NO WAY and OMG!

i cried when dumbledore died :(

mostly because everyone else was so sad and stuff. and i love dumbledore.<3 he is awesome.

draco is fucking creepy. he's all tall and gangly and i dunno, he was weirding me out.

and i was getting kinda annoyed at the "teen drama" omg i love ginny but shes dating someone else why doesnt she love meeeeeee. and omg ron is such a jerk he's with the slut bag and not me blah blah cry cry.

sorry if that offends anyone or sounds harsh, but you must understand, i am bitter when it comes to love and relationships. hahah so i apologize if that came off as mean.

but all around i enjoyed the movie. emma watson is fucking gorgeous. i hate her. haha i think i MAY have a girl crush on her. and rupert is adorable<3 and im sorry my daniel is a creeper. but he is.

my hair is so gross because ive needed conditioner for like i dunno, a while now and im such a lazy piece of shit that i dont go out and buy more. and my hair is loooooooong so its all rough and gross.

seriously, conditioner tomorrow.

oh also, this is random, but whatevs im alwaysssss random haha

in like, mid-ish april i went to visit my friend at school and i left my phone charger there. so i just got it back recently (hahahah we are so lazy. awesome) and ive been using my old phone in the mean time. so i finally charged my "new" phone and i go to turn it on and GUESS what my background picture is???

wait for ittttttttttttt

it's SEAN

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha

it's him wearing sunglasses and giving me/my phone camera the finger.

yeah, so. this was like early april. back when i thought that he was cool and funny and actually liked him. before he, ya know, became a fucking crazy stalker.

now when i see that picture i cringeeeeeeeee.

so i changed thatttttt and then i started going thru the old texts which was entertaining cuz this was back when i had a life.

yeah, remember that?? cuz i sure dont. hahaha

most of them seem to be drunk texts, mostly between me and nick. surprise surprise. its weird because there are messages from him in my inbox but none in my outbox, like from me to him.

but then again for some reason my outbox cant hold as many messages. which is weird. but whatevs.

theres a couple texts from kevin about wing night too <3

i miss last yearrrrrrr ahhhhhhhhhhh :( :( :(

anywaysssssssss

i feel like there was something else i wanted to say but i cant remember right now. haha. oh well.

oh BTW the office comes back on september 17th.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D

2 months away. i cannot fucking wait. <3

i also gotta find out when himym returns. i need barney and robin to hook up. again. kthx. :)

first things first,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONNA!!!!! :D

i'm sorry you had to work on your birthday but i hope you still have a great day! <3





ummmm soooo nothing much else to say. except work work and more work. my life is all very exciting.

i'll give you highlights:

1). dan from work hated knocked up and harold and kumar including neil patrick harris.

deal breaker.

2). jamie at work (who is the boss) i think is bipolar. seriously. shes super nice to be one day and then is PMSing the next.

3). i am 60 years old. my back is killing me, my head hurts all the time and my neck achesssssss. at least if i was 60 i wouldnt get my period anymore. sorry, TMI hahahah

my house has been invaded by high school softball players.

my dad coaches softball and this is the "summer league" and someones mom brough a fucking kid. like a toddler. gross.

it's all baby talking and shit.

ANYWAY sorry this was worst entry ever. haha. my mind is friedddddddddddd.

oh an JO i wanna do that meme and im gonna do it i just havent had the tiiiiiiiime. i havent forgotten ;)

ok im off. happy birthday again, jonna!!!! :) :) :)